We are Universal Jihad, and we approved this message.

One of the few light spots in the last few days has been from the Dead Runners Society, where there was mention of a movement called Unitarian Jihad.

Now this is pretty entertaining, far more than the Church of the Subgenius, of which I was nominally a member some 15 years ago.

I can't seem to settle on a good name, but there are a few good ones that have come up from the various name generators:

Brother Peaceful Machine Gun of Engaged Freedom
underscored by the need to ban the word "Freedom" from the NICKA system in the hopes that some dumb shit at the Joint Staff or one of the combatant commands won't feel the need to come up with Operation Farsi Freedom (although they'd get bonus points for the lame alliteration) for Iran, Operation Kimchi Freedom for North Korea, or Operation American Freedom (in the instance that Operation Noble Eagle ever gets retired). The sad thing is that the original name for the Afghanistan campaign, Operation Infinite Justice, actually fits the NICKA guidelines for a CENTCOM plan. But I digress.

Brother Tactical Baton of Enlightened Equanimity
Brother Pepper Spray of Moderation
Brother Peaceful Claymore of Serene Charity